I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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