New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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