Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
third nipple confirmed
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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