have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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