Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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