Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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