Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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