He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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