new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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