I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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