Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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