I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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