i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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