Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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