There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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