i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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