when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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