And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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