Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
its liver damage thursday
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