One girl and one boy is just not enough.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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