Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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