worst night to have a conscience
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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