So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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