Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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