Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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