It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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