my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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