glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
you had me at cake vodka
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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