All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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