your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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