I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just found puke in my bra..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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