nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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