Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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