So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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