I think I just saw someone hide a body.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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