Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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