Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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