Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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