Buhtt sex?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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