Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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