I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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