I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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