you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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