a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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