Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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