called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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