Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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