it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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