Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we're making bets on your personal life
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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