Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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