Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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