I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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