Barsexuality is the new black.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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