can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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