one two three fourrrrnication!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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