Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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