I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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